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July 10, 2007

Not all toilet seats are created equal

ToiletnonslamminglidNew home construction continues to build in conveniences Grandma never had.

There was a time when Grandma looked forward to in-door plumbing as a new and modern convenience.  Fast forward conveniences today...

We now have toilet seats with Easy Close hinges. No more annoying slams of the toilet seat.  No more pinched fingers.

Of course Grandma isn't the only one who want s tranquility in the bathroom.  Every woman would appreciate a toilet lid that closes quietly.

I have one for sale!  In fact I have 5 of these lovely, quiet toilet  lids for sale, buy them and get a stately, brand new house to go along with them. $700,000.00

3135 Soaring Eagle Lane, Castle Rock, Colorado

September 23, 2006

Interstate 25 Changes Name to Honor Local Realtor

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August 26, 2006

Naming Names

Names are important they help us identify in life.  Naming a baby becomes a monumental task to many parents, much so they spend hours researching and discussing the most appropriate label for their progeny.  This process is sometimes made easier by reclaiming names of one's ancestors.  If that doesn't work, there is always the Internet.   On the Internet parents and grandparents alike can research an endless selection of names and their ranking in popularity by state!

Another fascinating naming conundrum would be the naming of streets. When it comes to naming streets, typically the developer gets to do that.  Unfortunately, for them there is no easy reference on the Internet.  They either get to make the name up, or take it from an existing name.  To save time they pick a name say Desperado and tag it as a Drive, Court, Road, Way, Circle, Trail, Street or Avenue.  This may save the Developer time and effort but it certainly makes a Realtor's work much harder.  If one is not careful when looking for 89094 Desperado Way and gets on Desperado Circle, it could prove embarrassing for all parties!

Some street names are less than wonderful.  I often wonder why the name was chosen.  For example Black Widow Way, Buckwheat Run, Rattlesnake Circle or Dead Man Gulch Road.  Would you clamor to live on these streets?  Imagine being asking, "What is your address?" Well, I live on Crazy Horse Trail."

Letting my imagination wander, I've played with an idea.  Since I am a Realtor, what would happen if I, like the parents of a newborn, would be met with the challenge of having to place my clients on a street that matched their personalities.  In example, a religious family would need to live on Bible's Hill Drive.  Or a couple that just split up would need two homes, one on Bitterbrush Lane and the other on Bitter Sweet Drive.  An eternal optimist  could choose to live on Bird Song Drive or Satisfaction Circle.  Kinky folks would probably opt for Buggy Whip Road.  Those folks tired of "honey do" lists would certainly welcome an address on Tall Grass Way.  A narcissist would work well on Adonis Court don't you think?

When choosing the perfect address, I personally would not want to live somewhere I could not spell.  Even if I learned to spell my street, I would still be committed to spelling hell, because no one could spell it either.  Apishamore Court, Rhyolite Way, Potentilla Place, Pale Anemone Street or Oehlmann Park Road come to mind.

In the Denver metro area, I discovered there is a political imbalance.  We have a Democrat Road, but  nowhere near is there a Republican Street, Road, Drive, Circle, Way or anything.  I wonder why the Republicans haven't demanded equal time!

My favorite street name of all time is Jack Ass Hill Road.  If Realtors really had to match clients to the street, I fear there would be a Seller's Market on Jack Ass Hill, don't you?

(Note: all the street names above are actual names in the Denver Metro Area!)

April 20, 2006

Gizoogle

As a parody of  Google, this site hilariously translate websites into jive.  Go to Gizoogle

Here's my site,

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kristalsellsdenver.com

Sometimes I think some people don't have enough to do....  :)

April 14, 2006

Happy Easter

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August 26, 2005

Why oil prices are high

Here's a car  made out of silver...

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May 17, 2005

Relocating? Try the 'burbs...

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May 15, 2005

Will Real Estate in Space be Affordable?

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May 12, 2005

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Chuckles from Inman News.

Denver Real Estate and Relocation

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